In Heaven There Is No Beer

In heaven there is no beer (No beer!)
That’s why we drink it here
And when we’re gone from here
Our friends will be drinking all the beer

[REFRAIN]
Beer Here! Beer Here!
Oder ich fall um, juchhe!
Beer Here! Beer Here!
Oder ich fall um.

In heaven there is no wine (No wine!)
So we drink till we feel fine
And when we leave this all behind
Our friends will be drinking all the wine

[SING REFRAIN]

In heaven there is no fear (No fear!)
So we worry too much here
And we drink ourselves full of beer
To help us when we deal with the fear

[SING REFRAIN]

In heaven there are no drugs (No drugs!)
That’s why we hang with thugs
And when the Lord pulls the plug
All the thugs will still be selling drugs, yeah

[SING REFRAIN]

In heaven there is no sex (Oh no!)
So let’s do that next (Yes, let’s!)
And when our muscles no longer flex
Someone else will still be having sex

[SING REFRAIN]

In heaven there is no beer (No beer!)
That’s why we drink it here
And when we’re gone from here
Our friends will be drinking all the beer