Because I Got High (Afroman)

Ooo… La-da-da da-da-da… la-da-da….
la-la-la-la…
la-la-la-la…

I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I got high (la-da-da da-da-da)
My room is still messed up, and I know why (No, why? Why Man?)

‘Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high (la-da-da da-da-da)

I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed, but I got high (la-da-da da-da-da)
I’m taking it next semester and I know why (why? Man)

‘Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high (la-da-da da-da-da)

I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high (no, you wouldn’t, yeah)
They took my whole paycheck and I know why (why? Man)

‘Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high (la-da-da da-da-da)

I wasn’t gonna run from the cops, but I was high (uh, I’m serious man)
I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was high (la-da-da da-da-da)
Now I am a paraplegic and I know why (why? Man)

‘Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high (la-da-da da-da-da)

I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high
I was gonna [do something else, too…censored you perv], but then I got high
Now I’m [censored you perv], and I know why

‘Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high (la-da-da da-da-da)

I messed up my entire life because I got high (ooh-ooh-ooh)
I lost my kids and wife because I got high (la-da-da da-da-da)
Now I’m sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why

‘Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high (la-da-da da-da-da)

I’m gonna stop singing this song because I’m high
I’m singing this whole thing wrong because I’m high
And if I don’t sell one copy, I know why

‘Cause I’m high, ’cause I’m high, ’cause I’m high (la-da-da da-da-da)