(from Always Sunny in Philadelphia)
(slowly)
Oh, they say the world’s your oyster…
But oysters ain’t for me
You’re the bell of the ball but, you ain’t my cup of tea
They always vote you best in show but, this doggie disagrees
‘Cause I like life in Paddy’s Pub
(faster)
There’s a place for me
It’s the place I go, where the beer is cheap and the lights are low
It’s Paddy’s Pub
I like Paddy’s Pub
Let the record show, the greatest place to go
Is that bar called Paddy’s Pub